Punishment

Day 1	Friend:	"Could you do me a favor? I need someone trustable and unswayable such as yourself to change my minecraft account password and not give it back to me until after finals. If I try to convince you to give it back to me before the semester is over, just tell me to work on my homework or to do something productive."
	Me:	"Sure. Done."
Day 2	Friend:	"The new minecraft update is out! Let me have the password, just to check it out. Pls?"
	Me:	"No."
Day 3	Friend:	"Man, giving my minecraft password to you was both the best and worst decision, depending on how I'm feeling about it. I know you'll never give it back, and so I'll have to stay on task... but then I know I'll never be able to convince you to give it to me either. Well now, you should try the game out yourself. heh heh"
	Me:	"And turn into an addict like you? Nuh uh."
	Friend:	"I'm not an addict! I like wasting time by assembling virtual blocks in fun shapes."
Day 4	Me:	"I'm changing your profile picture to a picture of Sean Hannity." (Okay, maybe I baited him a little.)
	Friend:	"Curses! You'll ruin my reputation!"
	Me:	"Well...I can make it Glenn Beck if you'd prefer."
Day 5	Friend:	"Can I minecraft for a bit? I want to check out the new features."
	Me:	"No."
	Friend:	"Dreeeeeek!"
Later	Friend:	"I'm dying of productivity, I've already gotten 2 assignments done early. Just a little minecraft wouldn't hurt..."
Day 6	Friend:	"Can I have my password? I have nothing to do this weekend."
	Me:	"Except study?"
	Friend:	"Study? I'm done with homework!"
	Me:	"I would have thought you'd have forgotten about minecraft by now."
	Friend:	"Well I've given up trying to guess the thing you changed the password to."
Later	Friend:	Offensive emoticons
Later	Friend:	"I'll buy you your own account, just give me the password"
	Friend:	"I thought I could trust you"
	Friend:	"WHY THE HECK DID I DO THIS!"
Day 7	Friend:	Suspicious silence
Day 8	Friend:	Suspicious silence
Day 9	Friend:	Suspicious silence
Day 10	Friend:	Suspicious silence
Day 11	Friend:	Suspicious silence
	Me:	Checks minecraft account. Can't log in.  Friend must have reset password.
	Me:	"Can you look me in the eyes and say you haven't played minecraft in the last week?"
	Friend:	"A person needs balance in their life..."