Child and I are sitting in bed. Child is working on her computer and has been for the last half hour, working on our budget. I am getting bored. "Let's watch 'Trash,'" I say, referring to a Firefly episode. We usually watch DVDs on her laptop.
"Okay," she says. "Where's my computer?"
"Um...it is on your stomach. You are using it as we speak. You have been for the last half hour."
Tee hee. Pregnancy brain makes me laugh.