- I vacuumed an entire floor without the vacuum being unplugged even once.
- I got to sleep in until 6:45 am
- I took an entire shower without having to lean out dripping wet to lift someone onto the potty.
- I didn't get to chase a squealing and laughing two-year-old around with the vacuum.
- I woke up alone in bed, without a wife to drape an arm over or a two-year-old climbing in saying, "Food time?"
- I had a cheese sandwich for breakfast instead of an omelette or banana-raisin waffles.