Haircut

My wife had a little accident last night.  I have to admit--I had a hard time keeping a straight face and murmuring the proper sympathetic phrases. 

Besides, it could have been worse.  She could have been shredding paper instead of cutting it.

NO CAPS LOCK!!!

You don't realize how often you accidentally press the caps-lock key until you disable it and have an icon pop up on the screen every time you press it.