Sunday, March 20, 2011

Nobel Peace Prize

Nobel Peace Prize, here I come.  I have just solved world hunger.

All we have to do is send our daughter's booster seat to a country currently experiencing famine, and all their food problems will disappear.  At any given meal, it will easily amass three times the amount of food that was actually served at the meal.

As I tipped the chair on its side and shook it in preparation to sweeping the floor after dinner this evening, it produced:
  • Raisins
  • Avocados
  • Spaghetti
  • Spaghetti sauce
  • Bread
  • Cheerios
  • A cat
  • Orange
  • Granola
  • Potato
  • Apple
  • Plastic St. Patrick's Day clovers
Everything but the plastic clovers looked edible, and much of it actually looked better than many of the meals I ate as a college student.  I see no reason why the booster seat's particular capabilities couldn't be put to good use.

And who knows?  Maybe the living room recliner will come up with plan for world peace.


Charity Z said...

The cat made me laugh.

Charlie N. Holmberg said...

Hey, just heard about the quarter finals! Congrats!