Choice quotes from a birthday dinner for Child at my parent's house last night:
Brother: "How do you find where the holes are in your ears when you put in earrings?"
Sister: "How do you find where the holes are in your nose when you pick it?"
Brother: "Do you eat fish?"
Child: "Yes, I'm a pisco-lacto-ovo vegetarian."
Brother: "I'm never touching you again."
(Dad: "Why are you touching her to begin with?")
Brother: "Of course it's fake, it's science-fiction! If it wasn't fake, it'd be fiction."